How do you make Iero Come?

Mooses was confronted with a mystery last night. It was the 6th of December, the Independence Day of Finland. After a two day training about negotiation techniques, he decided to do some telephone terrorism and call my friends in the Cold North. Mooses wanted to test his BATNA, Iero being one of the victims.

<--- Batna, Algeria: " Batna has little to offer in itself, in fact most parts of it is terribly ugly, with endless cheap apartment blocks."

All went along the usual tracks but the Global Warming had kept the surroundings there snow-less and general murkiness seemed to be the guiding light - or lack of it. Grmpfl! But along the lines, this bigger-than-life-mystery arose: how can you make Iero come?

Being an internationally known travel advisor Mooses says: do not go to Finland during winter time if there is no snow! People are not on a good mood and the scenery is devastatingly grey.

While waiting for the X-Mas, I want to start an online questionneer: all are welcome to answer - use the comment possibility here. The question is:

Actually how do you make Iero come?

Do not ask what/who Iero is, just use your imagination and suggest various ways of doing it. Mooses guarantees that Iero gets all the suggestions - uncensored!

Mooses says: Iero may eventually come or come not. Iero is blessed.