Good bye never-ending flow of Euro-Ballads, Euro-Twists, Euro-Etno, Euro-Bitches, Euro-Violins, Euro-Accordions and also the German Euro-Country. Monster Rock from Finnish Lapland Rules!Finland made a strong statement regarding the Eurovision SongTorture and with their first win ever, shook the very grounds of the whole idiocracy. About time! Goddes help what crap was again shown tonite to the zillions. Bad voices, ugly costumes, totally disastrous songs - but a lot of legs.
And then comes Lordi!
The band has commented their participation to Eurovision being a total joke and having very little - if any at all - appreciation to it. And people from so many countries loved it. If this does not change the style of the "competition" to a bit more fun direction, then the whole Euro-shit should be buried.
<--- A Cuddly Toy from Lapland
Let´s see if the competition next year will be arranged in Lapland by the lakes. That would be cool. The worse time with mosquito's but with the midnight sun...
Mooses says: Hard Rock Hallelujah!
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This is a disgrace for all of Scandinavia, Rumours from Trondheim, capital of Scandinavia, indicate they want to kick Finland out of Scandinavia, rumours from some parts of Lapland indicate this is already done. Tension builds up at the Finnish-Indian borders.
So true - Europe is very, very scared! And for a good reason. Nobody should take Lordi lightly.
Finnish-Indian border stations have been provided with antidotes like Carola's Greatest Hits, Schlager Parade 2001 and Nana Mouskouri's Evergreens Collection on CD's. Additionally fire extinguishers and asbestos suits are now standard items to fight potential Lordi-attacks.
Eurovision has changed forever! Weep, you Mortal EuroTrash Fans!
Hmm. Lordi. Aha, well. Makes me think of o lot of not-so-decent things *broad grin*. And thanks Mooses for offering this insight, cause I've never heard of "Lordi", due to the fact that I usually widely escape from "European Queensscream Contest" at all.
I will have an eye on that, a band which evokes comments such as the last one definitely deserve my attention! Thx Dr. Kaboom, you make me want them without even knowing them (yet). I guess similar Schwarzwaldhumpa enthusiasts would clobber me here to quivering bloody mass just the same way... What the heck...
Indian saying: "-Sit down at a wadi (for all non-indian readers: a dried-out river bench) and the corps of your enemy will float by..."
Lordi-seekingly
Joe, Germany (home country of horrible song-contest madnesses, THE physical contradiction of calories, imbecillity and musical trash in one single wash)
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