The Crows Are Back!

For the almost two years I have been living at my place now, there has been a group of crows on the trees in front of my windows. A lot of them, like 20 or so. But this summer they vanished and I lost this great view of mine. I missed the black creatures and was wondering where the hell are they?

Tippi Hedren & the Raven, not a Crow --->

Last weekend they came back - with their offspring, apparently. There´s again this silly knocking on my roof when the birds are exploring the grill, insulation plates, terrace furniture and the succulent plants growing between the stones. And they do it well - found yesterday half of the plants uprooted, some of them on the edge of the outer walls and even stones being lifted up to the edges. And they overnight in the trees in front of my windows. Think about leafless trees, filled with black birds on a winter frost morning... COOL!

Crows are considered to be a bad omen? They are not. They are clever and very handsome birds with gorgeous looks. Welcome back, my darlings!

Alfred - you should have shot the film on my roof with Crows instead!

Icelandanders have left the Island!

For several years, the Icelanders have been collecting money from innocent non-Icelanders into their banking system. Successfully, very successfully. We stupid main-landers have been pumping money onto their little island for a long time, investing into never-ending earthly resources for aluminium, bananas, health spa´s and enjoying the cod from the fresh arctic waters.

<--- A Blue Lagoon without Brooke Shields - Iceland, that is

And meanwhile, what have the mean Islanders been doing? INVESTING! Giving us a mere 5.25% of interest is nothing compared to the interest Haiti has given them. Good for you!

So during all these years, 313,376 pieces of Seal Eating Islanders have had their plan - buy Haiti and get off that miserable, cold, unstable piece-of-shit island of theirs. Stop sucking money from Denmark and fighting about the waters with Norway and UK. And they succeeded! And Europe pays for it! Thank You Commonwealth - your grannies live nicely on porridge, don´t they?

Haitians have been packed into large ships and forced to leave their homes. Icelanders are the new White Rulers! The previous island of Iceland is for the Haitians to develop their skills in seal-eating and spa culture. Islanders love their new, tropical surroundings to the max - them all been pre-trained at the Blue Lagoon already, and they know how to grow bananas. Shere Bliss!

Mooses says: So long, and thanks for all the cash!

Bernadette´s Power Juice


Juice freshly:

3 large Carrots
3 juicy Pears
2 peeled Lemons
1 small Chili Pepper

Stir the stuff well. Ice about 20 cl of the juice in an on-the-rocks glass and add:

4 cl Jägermeister

Stir again and power up!