Facial Deep Cleansing for Men

A friend of Mooses, Emil, asked the other day during a Barbeque afternoon on Playa de Nassau: "What do you use for deep cleansing your face?" He is such an educated and modern man, this friend of mine, and managed to get 100% attention of everybody around the table with his question. That triggered some intensive exchange of thoughts, particularly due to Mooses's recommendation of using Clinique for such an essential maneuver, and Milano´s reaction about Clinique using animal testing for their products.

Anyhow, the best Facial Deep Cleansing for men is done as follows, by using Clinique´s products.

Clarifying Lotion Nr. 2.

Wipe your dirty little face with the lotion twice a day. Use some cotton or even better, a facial pad with a rougher, netted side for extra exfoliating effect.

Face Scrub

Scrub your face once, twice a week. For a better effect, leave it on after the scrub-scrub for a few moments before rinsing off. Works miracles before parties!

Klaar is Kees, Emil!

The claim about animal testing made Mooses think - how do they test a face scrub on animals? Do they rub bunny bottoms with it? No, that would not work, too much fuzzy hair involved, need to be a hairless creature. A rat, a mouse, perhaps? No, too hairy as well...

Baby rats could work - imagine those shiny, spotless baby rats polished with Face Scrub! Pretty enough to hang on a Christmas Tree! If you train them well, you can gently shake the tree and they squeak "Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells" to the sheer joy of the little children gathered around the tree.

A Jingle-Bell-BabyRat --->

But now you know the secret for proper male facial cleansing! Be spotless!

Mooses says: For moisturising, from Biotherm Homme

Age Fitness Daily Anti-Aging Facial Moisturizer

For emergency situations, like morning-after:

High Recharge Daily Anti-Fatigue Moisturizer

PS. Clinique tells: "We do not conduct animal testing on our products or ingredients, nor ask others to test on our behalf, except when required by law. We evaluate our finished products in clinical tests on volunteer panels." Mooses volunteers!