Mooses is in Love with a Roof Terrace!
...facing serious financial ball-in-chain years until he becomes 70.


After one and a half year of active searching, it finally appeared - a cool top floor apartment with an apallingly large roof terrace. (Some of the Luels who saw some pics today asked if I had bought a parking lot on a roof... No I have not, it has a toilet as well!) And it carries a price tag a mortal person actually can afford. Call me a Prissy Princess or just a Fancy Fruitcake but never claim that Master Mooses has no patience!

For a selected and very fortunate individuals, there might be a possibility for an invitation to a Queen's Day Roof Party this coming spring. Keep on flattering me, you Schmucks! :o=))) Additionally, Iero comes! Holy Holiday is turning into a Finnish Party with a potential of male-dominated eating and drinking feast balanced with female Mental Expertise in Day and Night Wear. (Nothing wrong with such venues, though.)

How about your X-Mas, Opossums? Tell me!

Mooses says: If you never lived beyond your financial capacity, you never felt like living!

How do you make Iero Come?

Mooses was confronted with a mystery last night. It was the 6th of December, the Independence Day of Finland. After a two day training about negotiation techniques, he decided to do some telephone terrorism and call my friends in the Cold North. Mooses wanted to test his BATNA, Iero being one of the victims.

<--- Batna, Algeria: " Batna has little to offer in itself, in fact most parts of it is terribly ugly, with endless cheap apartment blocks."

All went along the usual tracks but the Global Warming had kept the surroundings there snow-less and general murkiness seemed to be the guiding light - or lack of it. Grmpfl! But along the lines, this bigger-than-life-mystery arose: how can you make Iero come?

Being an internationally known travel advisor Mooses says: do not go to Finland during winter time if there is no snow! People are not on a good mood and the scenery is devastatingly grey.

While waiting for the X-Mas, I want to start an online questionneer: all are welcome to answer - use the comment possibility here. The question is:

Actually how do you make Iero come?

Do not ask what/who Iero is, just use your imagination and suggest various ways of doing it. Mooses guarantees that Iero gets all the suggestions - uncensored!

Mooses says: Iero may eventually come or come not. Iero is blessed.

Goddess Bless, Life is Good!

Just landed home from an Ukranian Birthday Party arranged by Nadia in AMS North. Brilliant! Met an old friend, talked nonsense and on the way home, redecorated the living room of a couple of heteros. Enjoyed the presence of the White Rabbit and in my black suit, made impression to the shabby crowd. And the Lady of Honour got a necklace every man would like to see her wearing, only...

But hey, a totally nutcase and hilariously funny friend of Mooses wants to become the first Finnish Astronaut. Mooses blesses him! Fly, Sami, fly! To give the story a bit more body, please have a look at Frogthroat here.

Sami has promised that Mooses, being the second contributor, can have the Boxer Shorts he is wearing on the flight. Mooses will get a Crystal Box made for them and people will travel long distances to admire that relic. Mooses will sell tickets...

<--- Mausoleum for Sami's Boxer Shorts

Moose says: Send Sami to Space!

Send Sami to Space - SS2S Project is Live!

A genuinely crazy Finnish friend of Mooses has decided to be the first Finn in Space. And that is a goal indeed, my dear Opossums! Sami has started a project called "SS2S" to finance the ordeal. Only a modest US 200.000 is needed, so considering all the money going to other good causes, it is totally achievable.

So get you credit cards out and go to the blog: Frogthroat

Join the community, buy the T-Shirt! Why wait - time is limited, because sun will destroy the Earth in mere 5 billion years! (You see it every night at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe, though.)

<--- A Final Countdown


Mooses says: donate to SS2S