Thursday, September 28, 2006

Smells like IT Spirit!

"Blogger's performance has been sluggish this morning. The culprit seems to be a bunch of spammers creating spam blogs at a high-rate. We are locking the spam creators out from Blogger and monitoring the system to see that there are no other issues. Thanks for your patience."

Thanks for your patience? I do not have any! Find those bastards, dip them in tar and feathers and hang them onto the closest lamp-post as warning to anybody else trying to do the same! "We are locking the spam creators..." Get out of it! Hinternet is full of idiots ! Hire some Nerds to keep their eye on your servers.

<--- A Nerd keeping eye on Blogger's Servers

"Someone left my cake out in the rain and I can´t find the recipe again."

Mud will be flung tonight!

Mr. Cheesy Claw is recovering from his cheesy approach to the universe wearing a very sexy beard. It makes you look slim and very approachable!
Dr. Kaboom, who decided to move to a world-famous bank in Holland as an IT messer-up had his holidays in the banana-countries. And with his new driving licence he is more mobile than ever!
Mau is overly exchausted with his work and decided to kill himself and donate the outcome to the Mountain Goats of Tibet. Mooses was only interested if he left any stylish shoes? He refuses to wear any and took our advice to keep alive...
Auntie Man's sister put some Japanese needles into my neck the other evening and helped me over yet another week. That Woman is Sharp, I can tell!
Auntie Man has still not found his Leaking Duck but searching. Any petite-ladies around are adviced to make contact. A good man is going to go to waste otherwise.
Mr. Organ still has a close relationship with Helmut, and finds the company of Interesting IT People in the city better than ours. Funny he has not introduced any compilers that wear a mini-skirt to us yet?
Kiwi's are gone - or having to demonstrate that the back-drop of Lord of the Rings was actually real. Must be heavy to be unique after the whole world has been disclosed with that secret.
The Wicked Bitch from the East has shown excellent social gualities lately. Mooses has grown to like him. Hey, he claims not to pay for sex ... who does, Dear?
Ms. Rwanda missed excellent and personally prepared Indian dinners at least once, Mr. Ebony Luv got shown the door, New Girlies are learning the names and the numbers of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, DD is gorgeous as ever, Budda-Buddy has realized that it is a good thing go give free drinks to the League, Young Man have learned the multiplication at school, Mooses is Learning Indonesian and enjoying pretty pictures. Life is good!

BTW: Mooses is in lyyve and considering a marriage. So if you ever had any horny feelings towards me you did not disclose, do it now! It might bee too late very soon. (No need to come and ring my doorbell in the middle of the night whining then, you suckers!)

Mooses says: go immediately to www.mentalwear.fi
Yeah, Right!

Mooses is kinda back! It might have taken time, but it has been worth waiting_

So much has happened that my Terabytes cannot recall everything. But one thing is certain - I recalled my password! Not too bad for an Nyphomaniac of my age, eh???

Blog-blog is over and the juices will flow. Follow this blog!

Mooses says: Blogging Rules!

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Free your Mind and Rest will Follow!

Cosmopolitan Lifestyle is very weary. The amount of preventive conservation in forms of fermented barley concoctions, flammable beverages with fruit flavors and oral stimulants known to be health-hazards leave a mark even on the most rugged complexion. Combined with emotional stress caused by Lappish Monster Rock and years of computer-work the results can be seen - - - dark under-eyes!

Mooses decided - after seriously considering the alternatives - to go for a (short) holiday instead of emergency liposuction and a facelift. Whatever they say in the ads about the miraculous powers of fruit acid compounds, nothing beats fatique better than a Week of Total Oblivion in Helsinki.

With a bit of luck, one can bump into something with claws and a battle axe that goes "GRAAGH!" in the dark. And they do not wear sweaters made of hand-spun wool dyed at home with onion peels anymore. Rubber and Reindeer skins are in! Birkenstock-Ecco is definitely out. Amen!

Buzzing Night Life in Central Helsinki --->


The second whatsoever-day is on coming Monday and the weekend ahead will be a nicely long. Enjoy it and keep off the darn TV football! Amsterdam is full of local cheese heads in orange already.

Mooses says: devote your life to ignoring football.

Sunday, May 21, 2006

Europe has spoken!

Good bye never-ending flow of Euro-Ballads, Euro-Twists, Euro-Etno, Euro-Bitches, Euro-Violins, Euro-Accordions and also the German Euro-Country. Monster Rock from Finnish Lapland Rules!

Finland made a strong statement regarding the Eurovision SongTorture and with their first win ever, shook the very grounds of the whole idiocracy. About time! Goddes help what crap was again shown tonite to the zillions. Bad voices, ugly costumes, totally disastrous songs - but a lot of legs.

And then comes Lordi!

The band has commented their participation to Eurovision being a total joke and having very little - if any at all - appreciation to it. And people from so many countries loved it. If this does not change the style of the "competition" to a bit more fun direction, then the whole Euro-shit should be buried.

<--- A Cuddly Toy from Lapland


Let´s see if the competition next year will be arranged in Lapland by the lakes. That would be cool. The worse time with mosquito's but with the midnight sun...

Mooses says: Hard Rock Hallelujah!