And what's that to do with the price of fish?

The delay with this entry is due to some trouble Mooses had with his trusty Mac.
My utmost gorgeous G5 2x2GHz got upset and refused to start up.
Running Leopard reinstall as we speak - never needed to do a system reinstall during my 20 year long Mac Career before.
Hmmm - nothing is like during the old days, I see.
(Typing this on a stupid Wintel Laptop - aargh!)

A Pricy Fish

But how was it? Yes, Breast Firming Cream. Out the other day with Milano and Emil, excuisite food, elaborate drinks, some digestive weed and limitless amounts of sheer nonsense. Great fun again, Guys! During a discussion over dessert, Milano mentions seen a Breast Firming Cream advert and is wondering what the world has turned into. Emil's and my eyes open of astonishment - Breast Firming Cream is such an old thing - good'ol Teenager Boy's Wet Dream! After comparing our experiences regarding previously published advertising about the blessed substance, we agreed that this is just a flash from the past. Must be around 'cause there's a new generation of teenagers with overactive libidos and imagination who just have not seen the previous round of Breast Firming Cream ads. Wet Dreams are Made of This, Annie!

Busto-Plasty Care Products

Hoot-O-Mat, Tit-E-Wonder, Knocker-S-Up or Boob-A-Supa?

Why does these ads picture those gorgeous women who definitely need no support of any kind to conserve the perkiness of their bosom? Haha - here we go... It's because of the Teenager Boys! Perfectly acceptable evening reading material - with hands under the blanket, most likely.

<--- A Pair of nicely Perky Ones, made with Busto-Plasty

By the way, my Lady Readers - you would not buy a Busto-Plasty product if it was advertised with an image of a woman truly needing some titty-tight-up - kinda having two wallets hanging from her shoulders - nonono. It's the end result that needs to be forged into our imaginations. Basic rule of marketing - do not show the problem, show the solution and end result!

System Reinstall completed - 70 minutes exactly - seems my trusty Mac is back online! Will continue there...

Never use work mobile phone during your free time

Not only is such action likely against your company policy, but also features a risk for serious mishaps. Picture this: Saturday after heavy Preventive Conservation, no dinner, badly slept night, high stress-levels, no breakfast, hair of the dog - and ***pling*** you start practicing some telephone terrorism - and to save some Euro's, you do it with your work mobile. Does not promise good, does it?

A Telephone Terrorist in Burka, with no need of Busto-Plasty --->

Almost the worst happened to Mooses last weekend. Finding traces of calls made to a couple of manager colleagues in my phone on Sunday and not remembering if I actually talked with them did not feel good. Bless the Goddess! No harm done, apparently the calls did not go through. Pheew! Lesson learned!

Mooses says: Ladies - Put Your Nipples to the Wind and Terrorize the ManKind!

PS. It is tempting to expand the topic into Design-A-Vagina and Anal Bleaching direction, but due to the sensitivity and images of those topics, Mooses decides not to. For the ones interested, there's Google. Neither will you find famous images like Robert Mapplethorpe's Man in Polyester Suit here.